Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.
To save the audience we must fill the stage with murderers, adulterers and madmen; in short, we must fire a salvo of monsters at them. They are our monster which we will temporarily free ourselves from only to face another day.
Every shy person is a potential sex offender.
I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.
Love is impossible without bite marks.
To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.
I only believe in those who can still blush.
Man finds happiness only in the superfluous. Under communism, he has only the essentials. How abominable and ridiculous!
Money buys everything, even true love.
Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
I won't stand for censorship, not even from Jesus Christ.
If life turns her back on you, grab her ass.
It's very hard not to be a scoundrel nowadays. Everywhere there are pressures that work towards our personal and collective debasement.
In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.
Adulthood does not exist. Man is an eternal child.
Saturday is an illusion.
A thunderous boo is one thousand times stronger, nobler, and more powerful than a standing ovation. Admiration corrupts.
The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.
Memory is a swindler, a forger emeritus of facts and figures.
The young have all the same flaws adults do. Plus one: immaturity.
I am, and have always been, a pornographic angel.
Any individual is greater than the Milky Way.
Husbands shouldn't be the last to know. Husbands should never know!
The audience will only truly respect you when they have no idea what is going on.
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