Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.
To save the audience we must fill the stage with murderers, adulterers and madmen; in short, we must fire a salvo of monsters at them. They are our monster which we will temporarily free ourselves from only to face another day.
Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.
I won't stand for censorship, not even from Jesus Christ.
If life turns her back on you, grab her ass.
To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.
Love is impossible without bite marks.
Money buys everything, even true love.
Adulthood does not exist. Man is an eternal child.
Unanimity is always stupid.
Husbands shouldn't be the last to know. Husbands should never know!
Man finds happiness only in the superfluous. Under communism, he has only the essentials. How abominable and ridiculous!
In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.
I only believe in those who can still blush.
Love is eternal. If it ends, it wasn't love.
Every shy person is a potential sex offender.
Saturday is an illusion.
A thunderous boo is one thousand times stronger, nobler, and more powerful than a standing ovation. Admiration corrupts.
The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.
Memory is a swindler, a forger emeritus of facts and figures.
The young have all the same flaws adults do. Plus one: immaturity.
I am, and have always been, a pornographic angel.
The keyhole is my lens as a writer.
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