Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.
To save the audience we must fill the stage with murderers, adulterers and madmen; in short, we must fire a salvo of monsters at them. They are our monster which we will temporarily free ourselves from only to face another day.
I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.
To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.
Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
If life turns her back on you, grab her ass.
I won't stand for censorship, not even from Jesus Christ.
Love is impossible without bite marks.
In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.
Every shy person is a potential sex offender.
The keyhole is my lens as a writer.
Only the prophets see the obvious.
Husbands shouldn't be the last to know. Husbands should never know!
Saturday is an illusion.
A thunderous boo is one thousand times stronger, nobler, and more powerful than a standing ovation. Admiration corrupts.
The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.
Memory is a swindler, a forger emeritus of facts and figures.
The young have all the same flaws adults do. Plus one: immaturity.
I am, and have always been, a pornographic angel.
Any individual is greater than the Milky Way.
Unanimity is always stupid.
The audience will only truly respect you when they have no idea what is going on.
Money buys everything, even true love.
It's very hard not to be a scoundrel nowadays. Everywhere there are pressures that work towards our personal and collective debasement.
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