Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.
To save the audience we must fill the stage with murderers, adulterers and madmen; in short, we must fire a salvo of monsters at them. They are our monster which we will temporarily free ourselves from only to face another day.
I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.
Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
I won't stand for censorship, not even from Jesus Christ.
If life turns her back on you, grab her ass.
To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.
Love is impossible without bite marks.
The young have all the same flaws adults do. Plus one: immaturity.
I am, and have always been, a pornographic angel.
Any individual is greater than the Milky Way.
The keyhole is my lens as a writer.
The audience will only truly respect you when they have no idea what is going on.
Money buys everything, even true love.
Only the prophets see the obvious.
Every shy person is a potential sex offender.
Adulthood does not exist. Man is an eternal child.
In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.
Husbands shouldn't be the last to know. Husbands should never know!
Unanimity is always stupid.
Man finds happiness only in the superfluous. Under communism, he has only the essentials. How abominable and ridiculous!
Love is eternal. If it ends, it wasn't love.
I only believe in those who can still blush.
Memory is a swindler, a forger emeritus of facts and figures.
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