Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.
To save the audience we must fill the stage with murderers, adulterers and madmen; in short, we must fire a salvo of monsters at them. They are our monster which we will temporarily free ourselves from only to face another day.
Money buys everything, even true love.
Every shy person is a potential sex offender.
I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.
Love is impossible without bite marks.
To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.
I only believe in those who can still blush.
Man finds happiness only in the superfluous. Under communism, he has only the essentials. How abominable and ridiculous!
Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
I won't stand for censorship, not even from Jesus Christ.
If life turns her back on you, grab her ass.
Husbands shouldn't be the last to know. Husbands should never know!
It's very hard not to be a scoundrel nowadays. Everywhere there are pressures that work towards our personal and collective debasement.
Love is eternal. If it ends, it wasn't love.
The audience will only truly respect you when they have no idea what is going on.
The keyhole is my lens as a writer.
Only the prophets see the obvious.
In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.
Unanimity is always stupid.
Adulthood does not exist. Man is an eternal child.
Any individual is greater than the Milky Way.
I am, and have always been, a pornographic angel.
Memory is a swindler, a forger emeritus of facts and figures.
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