I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.
My name ain't Steve Miller, but I fly like an Eagle.
Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.
They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?
If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop
Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.
Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.
If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?
Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?
Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.
Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.
Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.
Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighbourhood.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.
Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.
We got to push to give, and one life to live.
Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.
On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."
Slide slide slippity-slide
When you're living in a city it's do or die
We live in a society created by an empire
That's based on terror...welcome to the One World Era,
A complete interruption to your lil' paltry-ass life,
That you thought you was livin, and what you been given.
This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.
I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.
Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.
I'd be a fool to surrender, when I know I can be a contender. And if everyone's a contender, then everyone could be a winner.
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