The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.
Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!
Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.
Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.
Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.
He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.
Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.
He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.
Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.
I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.
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