The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.
Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too.
Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!
I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.
Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.
Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.
He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.
Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.
He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.
I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.
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