The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too.
Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!
I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.
Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.
Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.
Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.
He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.
I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.
He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.
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