Roddy Piper Quotes

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• Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

  Roddy Piper

  Motivational, Sports, Wrestling

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• I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

  Roddy Piper

  Funny, Badass, Wrestling

  Rowdy Roddy Piper, Robert Picarello (2002). “In The Pit With Piper”, p.78, Penguin

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• Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

  Roddy Piper

  Wwe, Pay, Pipers

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• I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

  Roddy Piper

  Wind, Wwe, Ducks

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

  Roddy Piper

  Suicide, Wrestling, Pro Wrestling

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• You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

  Roddy Piper

  Gun, Men, Rocks

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• I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

  Roddy Piper

  Dark, Light, Wwe

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• I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

  Roddy Piper

  Hair, Wwe, Rowdy

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

  Roddy Piper

  Wwe, Needs, Tough

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

  Roddy Piper

  Busy, Masturbation, Mary

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• I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

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  Wwe, Diapers, Red

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• My business in the beginning was very lawless and the more trouble I go into, the more the promoters liked me back then. I was on the front page for doing something wrong, the arena was full. Then, all of a sudden, everything changed somehow and they put rules in. You put rules in a gunfight? I'm not so good at following those rules. I don't' know what will happen at WrestleMania.

  Roddy Piper

  Pages, Arena, Trouble

  "New Rules Every Day: An Interview with "Rowdy" Roddy Piper". Interview with Austin Kaus, 605magazine.com. April 4, 2014.

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• Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

  Roddy Piper

  Wrestling, Wwe, Doe

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• Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!

  Roddy Piper

  Kings, Wrestling, Thinking

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• I think that I just wasn't brought up under any rules, and I think that made me a little different and people wanted to look up to that or aspire to that, and that makes me very grateful.

  Roddy Piper

  Grateful, Thinking, People

  "The With Leather Interview: ‘Rowdy’ Roddy Piper Talks About The Klondike Challenge And More". Interview with Ashley Burns, uproxx.com. September 13, 2013.

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• Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

  Roddy Piper

  Wall, Kids, Wrestling

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• Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.

  Roddy Piper

  Team, Wrestling, Hair

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• Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?

  Roddy Piper

  Mean, Wrestling, Gertrude

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• He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.

  Roddy Piper

  Couple, Wrestling, Years

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• Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?

  Roddy Piper

  Wwe, Bills, Foreheads

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• Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?

  Roddy Piper

  Running, Wrestling, Boys

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• He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!

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  Strong, Smart, Wrestling

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• Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

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  Wrestling, Slim, Flair

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• Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.

  Roddy Piper

  Wrestling, Cutting, Wwe

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• Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

  Roddy Piper

  Running, Wrestling, Noses

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