When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.
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