Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!
He slides into second with a stand-up double.
I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.
They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
The ballgame is over...in this inning.
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.
He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.
On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.
Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!
Those numbers with Tony are so often and so interesting.
The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!
That home run ties it up, 1-0.
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.
Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
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