Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!
He slides into second with a stand-up double.
It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.
They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
The ballgame is over...in this inning.
Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.
Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either.
Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.
Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.
Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is.
You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.
And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.
I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.
I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.
The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
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