Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!
He slides into second with a stand-up double.
It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.
Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
The ballgame is over...in this inning.
Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.
Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is.
The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.
The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!
Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.
Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.
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