Is the noble Lord aware that, at the age of 80, there are very few pleasures left to me, but one of them is passive smoking?
If you are ever attacked in the street do not shout 'help!', shout 'Fire!'. People adore fires and always come rushing. Nobody will come if you shout 'help.
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