It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol.
In the ‘looks of disappointment’ department, my cat has picked up where my father left off.
My wife thinks a B&B is a romantic getaway. I think it's creepy, sharing coffee with strangers who were eavesdropping on you the night before.
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