It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol.
My wife thinks a B&B is a romantic getaway. I think it's creepy, sharing coffee with strangers who were eavesdropping on you the night before.
In the ‘looks of disappointment’ department, my cat has picked up where my father left off.
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