Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.
The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
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