Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
Foley looks like an un-made bed.
Go back to your bingo hall.
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.
Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!
When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
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