Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Australia would be the place to live. It's the most Americanized country that I've ever seen in the world.
Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.
I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.
I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.
I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.
It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock
A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.
Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
This man can make a horror movie without makeup.
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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