Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.
I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.
I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.
It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
Are you ready for some puppies?!
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock
We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.
Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
This man can make a horror movie without makeup.
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