Santino Marella Quotes

• My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

  Santino Marella

  Wwe, Daddy, Healthy

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• Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

  Santino Marella

  Stupid, Wrestling, Haha

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• You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

  Santino Marella

  Wwe, Restaurants

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• Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.

  Santino Marella

  Wrestling, Men, Want

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• Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

  Santino Marella

  Wwe, Please

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• It doesn't matter what I said!

  Santino Marella

  Wwe, Matter, Said

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• These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.

  Santino Marella

  Cheer, Wrestling, Sheep

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• Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

  Santino Marella

  Real, Wwe

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• I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

  Santino Marella

  Beautiful, Wrestling, Making Love

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• The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

  Santino Marella

  Stupid, Wrestling, Mad

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• They try to get me to watch The Condemned and I said NO,NO, NO. It's a sad fact Stone Colduh can't act he should GO, GO, GO. He likes to hang out in baaaaaars, I gave his movie zero staaaaaars. They try to make me watch The Condemned and I said uh NO,NO,NO.

  Santino Marella

  Zero, Wrestling, Trying

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• I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.

  Santino Marella

  Fun, Self Esteem, Wrestling

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• I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus?

  Santino Marella

  Writing, Wwe, Checks

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• Since we ate taking orders, get me some sunchips!

  Santino Marella

  Order, Wwe

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