Damien Fahey Quotes

• It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes

  Damien Fahey

  Successful

  Twitter post from Aug 20, 2014

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• Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.

  Damien Fahey

  Song, Rapper, Taxes

  Twitter post from Jul 05, 2012

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• No one's dream job involves a kiosk.

  Damien Fahey

  Dream, Jobs, Funny Work

  Twitter post from Nov 29, 2011

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• Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage.

  Damien Fahey

  Car, Bully, Looks

  Twitter post from Aug 30, 2012

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• Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.'

  Damien Fahey

  Mirrors, Eyebrows, Hours

  Twitter post from Aug 30, 2012

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• My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.

  Damien Fahey

  Car, Bumper Sticker, Vehicle

  Twitter post from Apr 25, 2013

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• My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone.

  Damien Fahey

  Funny, Real, Technology

  Twitter post from Jun 13, 2012

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• Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.

  Damien Fahey

  Funny, Evolution, Forget

  Twitter post from May 11, 2012

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