Judy Gold Quotes

• My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure.

  Judy Gold

  Uplifting, Believe, Doctors

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• Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.

  Judy Gold

  People, Laughing, Way

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• If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car

  Judy Gold

  Life, Car, Trying

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• The first time I did stand-up was on a dare.

  Judy Gold

  Firsts, First Time, Dare

  "Funny Women: An Interview With Humorist Judy Gold". Interview with Liza Donnelly, www.forbes.com. October 2, 2014.

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• What if obese people couldn't get married?

  Judy Gold

  People, What If, Married

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• Twelve years ago my mother gets her cataracts removed. So twelve years ago the doctor gives her these enormous sunglasses to wear to protect her eyes from the sun for 4-6 weeks after the operation...twelve years ago. She still wears them. She thinks they're attractive. She looks like Bea Arthur as a welder.

  Judy Gold

  Mother, Eye, Thinking

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• Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.

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  Rivers, Speech, Broke

  "Joan Rivers gave misfit girls permission to dream" by Judy Gold, www.cnn.com. September 5, 2014.

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• Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.

  Judy Gold

  Halloween, Opportunity, Creative

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• We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.

  Judy Gold

  My Family, Refrigerators, Articles

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• I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them.

  Judy Gold

  Nice, Doors, House

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