Dane Cook Quotes About Dating

Quotes about: Dating

• The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.

  Dane Cook

  Color, Dating, Car

• I miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the police station.

  Dane Cook

  Running, Kissing, Dating

• You know what I'd like to be able to do more than anything else? I'd love to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips. Pppptthhh! Cause no one wants to be covered in spaghetti. No. If I'm on a date with a girl and she's very rude, I'd be like, You know what? Pppptthhh! Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very rude. Enjoy your spaghetti, cause you're rude. Pppptthhh!

  Dane Cook

  Girl, Dating, Rude

• If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.

  Dane Cook

  Dating, Want, Far Away

• Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.

  Dane Cook

  Numbers, Dating, Guy

  Twitter post from Jun 28, 2013

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