Dane Cook Quotes - Page 6

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• My favorite sexual position is when the girl is facing Mecca and I am fighting off a wolf.

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  Girl, Fighting, Mecca

  Twitter post from Jul 27, 2013

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• Saw a lost dog sign with a pic of the dog and a little boy hugging it. I'm assuming the kids safe and we're just focusing on the pooch.

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  Dog, Kids, Boys

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• Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are.

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  Motivation, Hard Work, People

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• I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights.

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  Juice, Tights, Combination

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• Listening to Evanescence makes me want to break up with a girl in real time as a giant antique hourglass falls to the floor in slow motion.

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  Girl, Real, Fall

  FaceBook post by Dane Cook from Sep 04, 2014

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• I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

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  People, Comedy, Enjoy

  Interview with David Medsker, www.bullz-eye.com. August 1, 2005.

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• I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.

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  Airplane, Littles, Knows

  "Dane Cook Talks Planes, Working on a Disney Animated Movie, Learning Aviation Jargon, and Planes Sequel". Interview with Sheila Roberts, collider.com. August 6, 2013.

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• I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.

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  Taken, Thinking, Games

  "Dane Cook Goes for Laughs in Good Luck Chuck". Interview with Evan Jacobs, movieweb.com. September 13, 2007.

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• My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.

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  Dream, Nightmare

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He's in jail now.

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  Mom, Brother, Betrayal

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.

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  Break Through, Moments, Rebirth

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• No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning.

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  Thinking, Feelings, Would Be

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• My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

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  Comedy, Sense Of Humor, Senses

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• I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.

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  Sorry, Self, People

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• I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

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  Writing, Comedy, Spontaneity

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• I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

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  Different, Done, Comedy

  "Interview with comedian Dane Cook". Interview with David Medsker, www.bullz-eye.com. August 1, 2005.

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• Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car... Nailed!

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  Dream, Car, Three

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• I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot of kids.

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  Kids, Past, Years

  "Dane Cook Talks PLANES, Working on a Disney Animated Movie, Learning Aviation Jargon, and PLANES Sequel". Interview with Sheila Roberts, collider.com. August 6, 2013.

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• You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

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  Laughing, Attention, Crowds

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• I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.

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  Ideas, Challenges, Want

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• I was being chased by a giant crab. That's not funny.

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  Laughing, Giants, Crabs

  "Harmful If Swallowed", 2003.

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• Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.

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  Hurt, Pain, Winning

  Twitter post from Oct 9, 2011

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• Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."

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  Funny, Cheating, Sleep

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• I say God bless you... I don't say bless you... I'm not the Lord. I can't do that...

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  Lord, God Bless You, I Can

  "Dane Cook: Vicious Circle", 2006.

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• When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain...

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  Party, Rain, House

  "Tourgasm", 2006.

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