If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.
I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.
I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.
The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.
This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.
I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.
If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not "The Naked Guy." I don't care.
I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.
I get all of my comedy from CNN.
I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.
I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.
I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.
I'd played a lot of best friends, and/or bad guys, which seems to be my lot in life. In romantic comedies there's always a best friend and the woman has a best friend and they always antagonise each other and then they end up together at the end of the movie.
I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.
People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.
Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
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