You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat,
I hate skinny women, especially when they say things like 'Sometimes I forget to eat.' Now, I've forgotten my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but you've got to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
I'm beginning to appreciate the value of naps. Naps are wonderful, aren't they? Sometimes now I have to take a nap to get ready for bed.
How many women here like to have sex in the morning? Now how many like to be awake when it happens?
Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.
I used to be a virgin, but I gave it up because there was no money in it.
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