Marsha Warfield Quotes

• You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

  Marsha Warfield

  Stupid, Special, Kind

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• I hate skinny women, especially when they say things like 'Sometimes I forget to eat.' Now, I've forgotten my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but you've got to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

  Marsha Warfield

  Mother, Stupid, Hate

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• I'm beginning to appreciate the value of naps. Naps are wonderful, aren't they? Sometimes now I have to take a nap to get ready for bed.

  Marsha Warfield

  Naps, Appreciate, Bed

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• How many women here like to have sex in the morning? Now how many like to be awake when it happens?

  Marsha Warfield

  Morning, Sex, Awake

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• I used to be a virgin, but I gave it up because there was no money in it.

  Marsha Warfield

  Used, No Money, Virgins

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• Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.

  Marsha Warfield

  Funny, Baseball, Player

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