Jake Johannsen Quotes

• A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.

  Jake Johannsen

  Funny, Cows, Tone

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• If love was easy, there would be almost no music.

  Jake Johannsen

  Would Be, Easy, Ifs

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• People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.

  Jake Johannsen

  Light, People, Ifs

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• Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.

  Jake Johannsen

  Advice, Noses, Razors

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• Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.

  Jake Johannsen

  Food, Thinking, Witness

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