Bill Engvall Quotes About House

Quotes about: House

• I shot me a nice deer, and I hung it on the den wall in my house. My neighbor comes over and he says, Did you shoot that thing? I said, Nope. He ran through the wall and got stuck. Here's your sign.

  Bill Engvall

  Wall, Nice, House

  FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Mar 18, 2013

• It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says Hey, you moving? Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign.

  Bill Engvall

  Moving, Wife, House

• You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!".

  Bill Engvall

  Funny, Humor, House

  "Here's Your Sign". Comedy album by Bill Engvall, 2004.

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