I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
Work is much more fun than fun.
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
Consider the public. Never fear it nor despise it. Coax it, charm it, interest it, stimulate it, shock it now and then if you must, make it laugh, make it cry, but above all never, never, never bore the living hell out of it.
Christmas is at our throats again.
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
How was your flight? Well, aeronautically it was a great success. Socially, it left quite a bit to be desired.
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.
Grab it while you can — grab every scrap of happiness while you can
Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.
Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?
But why, oh why, do the wrong people travel, when the right people stay at home?
I will accept anything in the theatre . . . provided it amuses or moves me. But if it does neither, I want to go home.
Television is for appearing on, not looking at.
I do not intend to let myself down more than I can possibly help, and I find that the fewer illusions I have about myself or the world around me, the better company I am for myself.
What I adore is supreme professionalism. I’m bored by writers who can write only when it’s raining.
Sunburn is very becoming - but only when it is even - one must be careful not to look like a mixed grill.
At twelve noon, The natives swoon And no further work is doneBut mad dogs and Englishmen, Go out in the midday sun.
Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses.
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
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