Every once in a while, the market does something so stupid it takes your breath away
I mean it's the most objective industry in the world. If your numbers stink, you're out. If your numbers are good, you get more money. It's the most Darwinian, it's beautiful, it's brutal, it works.
But be very, very careful, because when you're playing with momentum, you're playing with fire.
I wish it grew on trees, but it takes hard work to make money.
Whatever money you may need for the next five years, please take it out of the stock market right now, this week.
After a lifetime of picking stocks, I have to admit that Bogle's arguments in favor of the index fund have me thinking of joining him rather than trying to beat him. Bogle's wisdom and common sense are indispensable... for anyone trying to figure out how to invest in this crazy stock market.
When I come to work each day, whether as a commentator for TheStreet.com or a host of Mad Money With Jim Cramer, I have only one thought in mind: helping people with their money.
I've lost tremendous amounts of money in various markets and I think that that's something that makes you better at my job, not worse.
These will be fabulous investments and will make millions of more people rich.
There are tons of people who are late to trends by nature and adopt a trend after it's no longer in fashion. They exist in mutual funds. They exist in clothes. They exist in cars. They exist in lifestyles.
As long as you enjoy investing, you'll be willing to do the homework and stay in the game. That's why I try to make the show so entertaining, because if you aren't interested, you'll either miss the opportunity to make money in the market or not pay enough attention and end up losing your shirt.
The people who are buying stocks because they're going up and they don't know what they do, deserve to lose money.
I mean that what makes me a professional, but the market itself has been fabulous during this whole period and I've got to give the market credit before I give myself credit.
A good investor in this new world knows to always expect the unexpected.
We are all wrong so often that it amazes me that we can have any conviction at all over the direction of things to come. But we must.
Microsoft was not a mysterious, strange entity. You put your PC on and there's an ad for them.
I have never for a minute felt in was my stock picking abilities. I feel that my stock picking abilities aided- I was able to pick out which are the good stocks in the good market, but I have been blessed with a great market.
I am doing my best to find it. I will find it before the public finds it. I will get out of it before it's too late. The reason I will do that is because that's what I'm paid to do.
It's the company itself, but most of these mutual fund companies, the guy who runs the company is just a fact totem and the guy who runs the money is the power. But we really don't know who they are.
I am not a hesitant bull, I'm a Pamplona bull.
I made a small fortune. I made a lot of money and I made a lot of other people wealthy.
This is a business, the direct selling, that bizarrely works best when times are bad.
I may play a total madman on TV, but I'm really just a very unbalanced guy at home. However, when it comes to stocks, I believe in being rigorous and methodical, not crazy. There's no madness to my method.
They don't take eyeballs at the bank. Those who value stocks by eyeballs should go be ophthalmologists, not stock analysts. There is no cyberworld where reach trumps profits.
Remember, I am neither a bear nor a bull, I am an agnostic opportunist. I want to make money short- and long-term. I want to find good situations and exploit them.
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