Greg Giraldo Quotes - Page 3

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• If I drive my SUV I'm supporting terrorism. Okay, I'll take a taxi, Is that better?

  Greg Giraldo

  Suvs, Driving, Terrorism

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• Why do we need another station where everyone has a gun? We already have BET.

  Greg Giraldo

  Gun, Needs, Stations

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If they [peple] really hate you, that means you're doing something right.

  Greg Giraldo

  Hate, Mean, Hate You

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• If being a gangster were a prerequisite to being a musician, there'd be a lot less cello music, for example.

  Greg Giraldo

  Musician, Example, Gangsters

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• Americans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids.

  Greg Giraldo

  Kids, Car, Bigs

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• The things that make me laugh are considered smart or whatever, I guess. But stuff that's self-consciously intelligent or self-consciously hip or cool, that doesn't do it for me either. You just try to be funny.

  Greg Giraldo

  Smart, Intelligent, Self

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Christine Todd Whitman had to resign as the head of the EPA. You know, when the governor of New Jersey decides the environment is hopeless, you gotta really think that one through.

  Greg Giraldo

  Thinking, Epa, Jersey

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• Ice-T is so old that the first thing he bought with the money from his album sales was his freedom.

  Greg Giraldo

  Ice, Albums, Firsts

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• "You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress."

  Greg Giraldo

  Funny, Men, Dresses

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• The internet's a creepy thing, especially if you have kids. It says something very creepy about the fact that I use the same machine to masturbate with as I use to teach my kid the alphabet.

  Greg Giraldo

  Kids, Creepy, Machines

  "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 2002-2004.

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• When I masturbate I fantasize about having my own apartment. I used to think about Cindy Crawford now I think about leaving a dish in the sink overnight.

  Greg Giraldo

  Thinking, Leaving, Used

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• Gilbert Gottfried is famously cheap. I'm impressed you're here Gilbert. You gotta buy new clothes and take a week off work just to do this. But you showed up. You tightened your belt and you came. You're like David Carradine.

  Greg Giraldo

  Clothes, Week, Belts

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• The only reason we're not in Iran now is because we're going alphabetically and George Bush can't spell.

  Greg Giraldo

  Iran, Reason, Spells

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