Brad Sherwood Quotes

• The last guy tried to get out of me writing him a ticket by saying, 'Kiss me, big boy, kiss me like there's no tomorrow!'...as I recall, I didn't write that ticket.

  Brad Sherwood

  Writing, Kissing, Boys

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• There's nothing better than a 200 lb snatch, if you know what I mean.

  Brad Sherwood

  Mean, Ifs, Knows

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• So if you see a star and he needs a little money So come on baby give it to him this isn't funny! Just reach into your pocket, and pull out some change, Come on baby help a star it's not strange!

  Brad Sherwood

  Baby, Stars, Giving

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