David Cross Quotes - Page 3

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• Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.

  David Cross

  Florida, States, Lows

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• You have to get the second season by acquiescing to a third season.

  David Cross

  Thirds, Seasons

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the Republican stuff and the Ayn Rand followers, it doesn't let up for about half an hour. It gets hard and stays hard for a while.

  David Cross

  Thinking, People, Followers

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• [If Donald Trump does get elected, I will be] probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I don't know. I'll probably end up working in the cafeteria.

  David Cross

  Doe, Cafeteria, Ends

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that part of my brain.

  David Cross

  Writing, Sky, Brain

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• It's easy to see that two people might come up with that same idea.

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  Ideas, Two, People

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.

  David Cross

  Has Beens

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm not a fan, I don't like her, but you can't say anything without being accused of being a sexist pig, which is unfair.

  David Cross

  Pigs, Ideas, Say Anything

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the idea that somebody would come there and say those things that I said created an atmosphere where some people would walk out, and suddenly they weren't in the minority. For an hour and a half, they were the majority. So I would argue that it does need to be said.

  David Cross

  Ideas, White, People

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I've gotten "condescending" a million times, and that's not good.

  David Cross

  Condescending, Millions

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• In my political philosophy - which is definitely more socialist Democrat than centrist politician like Hillary Clinton - I think regulation for banks and those platforms that Bernie Sanders had are good for the whole of America.

  David Cross

  Philosophy, Thinking, America

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.

  David Cross

  Watches, Would Be, Way

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.

  David Cross

  Country, College, Thinking

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff, you get people going, "I didn't come here to have my political views bashed."

  David Cross

  Views, People, Political

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.

  David Cross

  Politician, Disingenuous

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.

  David Cross

  Hipster, White, Kind

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I think it was there before, but - because of social media, too - there are these people who fancy themselves as tolerant, and don't see the hypocrisy and double standard of how they're not tolerant at all, and they're just strident and they don't listen. There's no dialogue anymore. That's maybe, truly, the worst part of Trump's legacy is just people yelling at each other.

  David Cross

  Thinking, Yelling, Media

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• Maybe if you live in Brooklyn, you don't need to hear that? But please, trust me, in most of America, they do need to hear it. And they're quite thankful that somebody came out and did it. For an hour and a half in that theater, for once, they're in the majority.

  David Cross

  America, Majority, Needs

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.

  David Cross

  Thinking, People, Groups

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.

  David Cross

  Cutting, Democracy, Dollars

  "David Cross from Arrested Development". Interview with Daniel Robert Epstein, suicidegirls.com. February 1, 2004.

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• I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.

  David Cross

  Thinking, Opponents, Way

  "Let America Laugh". Interview with Dan Hoyle, www.alternet.org. January 1, 2004.

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• I don't mean this to sound hyperbolic but there are increasingly, albeit really minor, similarities between now and how Germany was lulled into what happened pre-WW2.

  David Cross

  Mean, Sound, Germany

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• A verbose, prosaic review which mentions whistling winds and the timeless feeling of jade doesn't mean anything to me; I don't need a novella telling me about how an album is like a fine meal.

  David Cross

  Mean, Wind, Feelings

  "David Cross Disses Album Reviews, Notorious B.I.G, Dane Cook, Religion". Interview with Ryan Dombal, pitchfork.com. May 21, 2010.

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• There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.

  David Cross

  Country, Views, Numbers

  "Let America Laugh". Interview with Dan Hoyle / WireTap, www.alternet.org. January 1, 2004.

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• I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

  David Cross

  Mean, Writing, Pieces

  Interview with Adam Bulger, www.believermag.com. May, 2008.

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