Ultimately, I think people are so hopeful for having some joy in life that is really hard to find. You can't make a living, and the idea of doing one small bank robbery or something, just trying to find your way in a life, finding your footing and ending up behind bars.
Your trade becomes very much impacted by the quality of your life experiences and your capacity to process them.
I am a hooker with a heart of gold.
I'm really enjoying growing up. I feel like so much of my life was in an existential crisis when I was young, and I don't feel as bogged down by that anymore.
What I like to do is to give my real name in Starbucks but be really hostile each time, as if they're asking me something that I've never heard in my life. I give them a really dirty look, "Really? It's Natasha. Okay?" Like I've never been to Starbucks before. Each time. I enter the premises looking for combat.
Life is not for the faint of heart.
Over time, you realize that even the things that are most high stakes kind of resolve themselves.
Existence itself is disconcerting and disorienting.
I definitely would rather take a nap than get angry.
I'm a text artist. It's an unsung art form because it's so ahead of its time.
My car is always black. I really struggle with red cars. I don't want to attract too much cop attention.
I just never get into trouble. It's not my thing.
Remember when we didn't live in the future? When we were young, it was not the future yet.
The person sending ironic text messages has no idea that their voice does not sound so great in text. There's no dry sense of humor in a text. It comes off as a little bit shitty.
The interesting trick of comedy, in a lot of ways, is to have both the comedy and the grounding of the real thing. You get a real sense of a human being.
I have a television, but it's not connected to anything. I watch everything on my computer.
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