Lee Evans Quotes

• I tried water polo and my horse drowned... that was a nightmare.

  Lee Evans

  Horse, Water, Nightmare

  "Lee Evans: Wired and Wonderful - Live at Wembley". Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2002.

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• I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea!

  Lee Evans

  Essence, Giving, Tea

  "Lee Evans: XL Tour Live 2005", www.imdb.com. 2005.

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• Youve got to take advantage of those guys outside. Its frustrating.

  Lee Evans

  Guy, Advantage, Frustrating

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