Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights, drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even look at me. So for brains and good judgment, I'd give her a three.
I bought me a guitar about a year ago, learned how to play in a day or so.
Songwriters are still the brightest people in any room.
Your pot belly, I'd give that a 10 for size.
Take this rifle, kid. Gimme that guitar.
Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes.
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