Larry David Quotes - Page 2

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• There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!

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• I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.

  Larry David

  Who I Am, Jerk

  "Who is Larry David?". "60 MInutes" with Charlie Rose, www.cbsnews.com. May 31, 2015.

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• My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.

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  Helping, Help Me, Drivers

  "Larry David: More Enthusiasm, Curbed". "Morning Edition" with Steve Inskeep, www.npr.org. September 23, 2005.

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• I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore.

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  Needs, Enough, Therapy

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• I don't write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that's going to happen. There's an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it.

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  Writing, Eight, Actors

  "Larry David: More Enthusiasm, Curbed". "Morning Edition" with Steve Inskeep, www.npr.org. September 23, 2005.

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• You write about what you know.

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  Writing, Knows

  "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". The Laugh Factory Magazine Interview, www.laughfactory.com. June 28, 2016.

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• My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.

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  Sloth, Degradation, Backgrounds

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• If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

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  Funny, Lonely, Feel Good

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• I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.

  Larry David

  People, Quiet, Find Me

  Interview with Stephen Thompson, www.avclub.com. April 22, 1998.

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• Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.

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  Hey, May, Facts

  "Curb Your Enthusiasm". TV Series, www.imdb.com. (2000 - ).

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• Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.

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  Who I Am, People, Giving

  "When Ricky met Larry" by Giles Smith, www.telegraph.co.uk. December 11, 2005.

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• Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it.

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  Play, Luck, Want

  "Hitching a Ride With Larry David". www.vulture.com. May 26, 2013.

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• I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.

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  Lonely, Kids, Thinking

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• I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.

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  Talking, People, Problem

  "Curb Your Enthusiasm: Chet's Shirt". TV Series, 2002.

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• I find human contact repulsive.

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  Contact, Humans

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• I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.

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  Comedian, Not Interested, Wanted

  "Angry Middle-Aged Man" by James Kaplan, www.newyorker.com. January 19, 2004.

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• I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.

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  Years, Empty Life, Generations

  "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". The Laugh Factory Magazine Interview, www.laughfactory.com. April 1994.

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• I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.

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  Golf, Thinking, Addiction

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• People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue.

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  People, Actors, Nasty

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• I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

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  Night, Order, Fish Tanks

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• I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.

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  Money, People, Rich

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• You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

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  Funny, Kids, Knows

  "When Ricky met Larry" by Giles Smith, www.telegraph.co.uk. December 11, 2005.

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• I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.

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  Drug, Needs

  "Hitching a Ride With Larry David". Interview with Paul Samuel Dolman, www.vulture.com. 2013.

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• Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.

  Larry David

  People

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• I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.'

  Larry David

  Lips, Produce, Evidence

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