There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.
Don't you hate people who drink white wine? I mean, my dear, every alcoholic in town is getting falling-down drunk on white wine. They think they aren't drunks because they only drink wine. Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.
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