I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.
It takes 10 million failures to find the right stuff.
It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles.
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