Nicole Hollander Quotes

• In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.

  Nicole Hollander

  Health, Care, Fame

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• Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.

  Nicole Hollander

  Men, World, Bunch

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• Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe!

  Nicole Hollander

  Revolution, Mercy

  Nicole Hollander (2017). “We Ate Wonder Bread”, p.2, Fantagraphics Books

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• We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.

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  Cat, Car, Flying

  Nicole Hollander (2002). “Cats with Attitude: Two Volumes in One Collection : Everything Here is Mine · My Cat's Not Fat, He's Just Big-boned”, Gramercy

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• Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.

  Nicole Hollander

  Food, Funny Thanksgiving, Turkeys

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• Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.

  Nicole Hollander

  America, Somewhere Else, Age

  Nicole Hollander (2007). “Tales of Graceful Aging from the Planet Denial”

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• Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.

  Nicole Hollander

  Home, Telephones, Right Now

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• My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.

  Nicole Hollander

  Perfect, Weight, Height

  Nicole Hollander (2017). “We Ate Wonder Bread”, p.2, Fantagraphics Books

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• Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.

  Nicole Hollander

  Dog, Zebras, Cat

  Nicole Hollander (2002). “Cats with Attitude: Two Volumes in One Collection : Everything Here is Mine · My Cat's Not Fat, He's Just Big-boned”, Gramercy

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• Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.

  Nicole Hollander

  Dog, Ideas, Guy

  Nicole Hollander (2000). “Everything Here Is Mine: An Unhelpful Guide to Cat Behavior”, Sourcebooks Hysteria

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