Simon Rex Quotes

• Every girl wanna hold my chain when I f#%k their brains out on the Mustang

  Simon Rex

  Girl, Hip Hop, Brain

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• I think it's such open game to make fun of myself. First of all, as a white rapper you have to have an angle and not try to be ghetto or anything. You can count on one hand the white rappers that have made it.

  Simon Rex

  Fun, Ghetto, Thinking

  Source: www.mediaite.com

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• Paris Hilton said something interesting to me once: she said, 'I just tell everyone what they want to hear, and I do what I want to do.'

  Simon Rex

  Paris, Interesting, Want

  Source: www.mediaite.com

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• My nards aren't clean
  Ive been partying
  With Charlie Sheen

  Simon Rex

  Party, Hip Hop, Clean

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• I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side.

  Simon Rex

  Blessed, House, Would Be

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• I remember one time I went to a party and I had to interview Reese Witherspoon. She was just in this movie "Freeway," it's like 1996. To prepare for the interview I went to meet her at this release party, and I end up getting in this fist fight with a guy. I'm not much of a fighter but I get in this fight and the press was all there and they saw me, and all of a sudden the next day in the paper was 'Simon Rex and his posse get in scuffle, and Simon crashes a bottle over a guy's head after smoking crack in the bathroom.' I saved the article forever.

  Simon Rex

  Party, Fighting, Next Day

  "From 'Dirt Nasty' To Rex: An Uncensored Interview With Celeb-Skewering Simon Rex". Interview with Steve Krakauer, www.mediaite.com. July 13, 2009.

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• People think Paris [Hilton] is a ditzy blond, and I don't want to blow it for her, but she plays it really well. She knows exactly what she's doing. She's actually a pretty smart person. She's very cognizant of what she's doing, and she kind of plays that role, so people think she's some airhead but she's really not.

  Simon Rex

  Smart, Blow, Thinking

  Source: www.mediaite.com

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• It's interesting in American culture. We like to build people up and then push them off the pedestal, and then we want to see them come back. Like Britney Spears, and a lot of people, it's what we do, and it's not like that in other parts of the world.

  Simon Rex

  People, Interesting, Pedestal

  "From 'Dirt Nasty' To 'Rex': An Uncensored Interview With Celeb-Skewering Simon Rex". Interview with Steve Krakauer, www.mediaite.com. July 13, 2009.

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• I never really got any attention until I was on MTV. I became a household name because I was on every day from 3-4pm. I wasn't prepared for it - how mean they can be in the press. I wouldn't say I'm jaded now, I guess I'm just used to it.

  Simon Rex

  Mean, Mtv, Names

  Source: www.mediaite.com

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• LA people are more laid back about certain things.

  Simon Rex

  People, Laid Back, Certain

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• I think there is some truth to publicity stunts that might get you press like that. It's so hilarious because now every time I walk by the tabloid stands and look at the tabloids it makes me kind of wonder like what's really going on.

  Simon Rex

  Thinking, Looks, Tabloids

  Source: www.mediaite.com

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• I never got really into Twitter until more recently when I started doing the Dirt Nasty thing, and created that other character. I think it's almost essential now. I don't think Leonardo DiCaprio necessarily needs to do it, but someone like me, who's somewhere in the middle of nowhere and a shitstack, I need to do that.

  Simon Rex

  Character, Thinking, Essentials

  Source: www.mediaite.com

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