Jay Mohr Quotes About Wife

Quotes about: Wife

• My act now is completely different. I took two years off when I first got with my wife and it was because my old act was all about "Where's the party after this?" I was humping the stool and it's all so disgusting and I was miserable, miserable in a lifeless angry marriage. Then I met my wife and I was completely happy. Like a snake that sheds its skin. I just got rid of all of that negativity.

  Jay Mohr

  Party, Years, Snakes

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• I started to have panic attacks on stage and my wife just asked, "Why don't you just stop?" I was doing Ghost Whisperer at the time so I was making enough money where I could put it away and she said, "Then, when you go back, you just go up and tell the truth." And it's a lot more tiring.

  Jay Mohr

  Wife, Panic Attacks, Ghost

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just, confounding. When I talked to Kelly [George Carlin's daughter] about it, she said that George Carlin once took her at about 12 years old and said, "I've figured it out." And he says it in one of his specials sort of - he goes, "We're all energy and we're all connected. That goldfish you have, you, me, that boot laying in the street, we're all pieces of light to a giant electron.

  Jay Mohr

  Daughter, Atheist, Light

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife.

  Jay Mohr

  Writing, Wife, Half

  Source: underthegunreview.net

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