I have a sense of humor. I usually come off as very serious, but I definitely have a dry sense of humor.
I often think about the class differences involved in "jobs" vs. "careers."
On occasion I omit commas. On occasion, I use them. (The more you know about English, the less you're likely to think there are unbreakable "rules" for a lot of these things.)
The proper use of commas is often more art than science.
90 percent of the time the terms are misused or unnecessary. Not every image obtained from a computer is a screen shot.
Everybody isn't everybody.
I'm not one of those "omg texting kids rite bad" alarmists. I just think there's an interesting nexus where the Internet itself hastened language change when it comes to Internet terms.
The dash helps to indicate that the two thoughts are intimately related, and it's less stodgy than a semicolon, which would have performed the same function (and who talks in semicolons?).
My theory is that, just like with omitting a final comma in a list when not essential for meaning, publishers are trying to save paper and ink or pixels on-screen.
We all know gifs are pronounced "jifs," right? Their creator says so, damn it!
There is a weird phenomenon where technology seems to be getting dumber in some ways as it gets smarter.
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