When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.
Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.
All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!
I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!
I gotta learn to rap.
You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.
Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent.
Balls in general are not a good looking item.
I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.
Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!
Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?
I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.
I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.
People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!
The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone
I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.
I could puke on myself and still be good looking.
I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!
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