When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.
I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!
All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!
I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.
Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.
I gotta learn to rap.
I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.
You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.
Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent.
Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!
Balls in general are not a good looking item.
Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?
I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.
People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!
The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone
I could puke on myself and still be good looking.
I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.
I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!
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