When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.
Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.
I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!
Balls in general are not a good looking item.
You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.
Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent.
Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!
Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?
I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.
People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!
I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.
I gotta learn to rap.
I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.
The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone
All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!
I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!
I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.
I could puke on myself and still be good looking.
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