Lev L. Spiro Quotes

• Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break.

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  Wise, Wisdom, Jobs

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• In days gone by, a man's word was his bond. Today, fortunately, we have glue.

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  Men, Days Gone By, Glue

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• We have nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and those great big furry spiders.

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  Spiders, Bigs, Furry

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• We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt.

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  No Fear, T Shirt, Shirts

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• Whoever said "When in Rome, do as the Romans do", has never driven a car there.

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  Rome, Car, Driven

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• I don't think that movies are too violent. But I do think that popcorn is too expensive, and this can often lead to violence.

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  Thinking, Popcorn, Violence

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• Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very satisfying thing to waste.

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  Rumor, Waste, Mime

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• It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.

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  Men, Pigs, Truffles

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• I've spent years trying to "get in touch with my inner child," but now my new therapist tells me it's mostly been inappropriate touching.

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  Children, Years, Touching

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• My coach once told me "there's no "I" in "team." I responded there's also no "I" in "hackneyed." Then I had to run 12 laps.

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  Running, Team, Lap

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