Michael R. Burch Quotes - Page 2

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• If God is good half the Bible is libel.

  Michael R. Burch

  Half, Libel, Ifs

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• If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!

  Michael R. Burch

  Witty, Worship You, World

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• There's no better tonic for other people's bad ideas, than to think for oneself.

  Michael R. Burch

  Thinking, Ideas, People

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• Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

  Michael R. Burch

  Wigs, Tough, Trump

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• Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.

  Michael R. Burch

  Hair, Government, Trump

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• These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.

  Michael R. Burch

  Prophet, Ends, Trump

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• President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.

  Michael R. Burch

  President, President Obama, Knows

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• Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.

  Michael R. Burch

  Husband, Thinking, Secret

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• Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.

  Michael R. Burch

  Nice, Party, Long

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• Life's saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter ... wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter.

  Michael R. Burch

  Laughter, Political, Grace

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• The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.

  Michael R. Burch

  People, Autism, Trump

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• Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.

  Michael R. Burch

  Children, Lines, Heirs

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• I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.

  Michael R. Burch

  Political, Steps, Graves

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• I'll not!
  The gents are impressed
  with the way that I'm dressed.
  I wouldn't change even one spot.

  Michael R. Burch

  Way, Spots, Gents

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• Abbesses' recesses are not for excesses!

  Michael R. Burch

  Excess, Recess

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• When Donald Trump becomes president, he'll fly on a jumbo jet rebadged Hair Force One. It will be oversized to contain his massive ego, and will have all the latest and greatest blowdryer technology.

  Michael R. Burch

  Technology, Hair, Ego

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• Epigrams delight us into wisdom.

  Michael R. Burch

  Delight, Epigrams

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• Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.

  Michael R. Burch

  Names, Clown, Trump

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• Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

  Michael R. Burch

  Political, Cards, Notes

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