Finley Peter Dunne Funny Quotes

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• Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Funny, Running, Witty

• One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Funny, Life, Money

  "Timeless wisdom of Mr. Dooley" by Mark Shields, www.cnn.com. March 1, 2004.

• The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Funny, Marriage, Husband

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