When I'm lying drunk at an airport the press call me Irish... but when I win an Oscar, I'm classified as British.
I was covered in scars from the beatings, and she used to say it was a hockey... She'd apologize. She was on pain. I understand that now, but you don't when you are three and four and you're being beaten to death with a hoover.
When you are lying drunk at the airport you're Irish. When you win an Oscar you're British.
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