I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.
I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.
I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.
I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.
I can't tan naturally.
I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.
I don't think I'm successful.
I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.
I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.
I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.
I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.
After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga.
I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.
I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.
I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect.
I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.
My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!
As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.
Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.
Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.
I am best viewed from a distance.
Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.
My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love with and in awe of her and still are.
There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo.
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