I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.
After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga.
I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.
I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.
I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect.
I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.
I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo.
My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love with and in awe of her and still are.
As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.
Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.
I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.
I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.
I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.
I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.
I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.
Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.
I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.
I've never been prudish.
The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.
Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.
As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.
The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised.
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