Greg Gutfeld Quotes

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• A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Funny Things, People, Agree

  Greg Gutfeld (2012). “The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph over Whiners in the Age of Phony Outrage”, p.13, Crown Forum

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• A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

  Greg Gutfeld

  Empowering, Feminism, Doe

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• If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Roots, America, House

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• What begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed. Because you have to force a utopia on a free people. Free people want to pursue their own happiness, but a one-size-fits-all approach requires herding the free, against their will, into the state's idea of what's right. Then it's not utopia.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Ideas, People, Vision

  Greg Gutfeld (2012). “The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph over Whiners in the Age of Phony Outrage”, p.140, Crown Forum

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• People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

  Greg Gutfeld

  People, Libertarian, Conservative

  Greg Gutfeld (2012). “The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph over Whiners in the Age of Phony Outrage”, p.22, Crown Forum

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• Some things get better with age. And then there's Madonna.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Get Better, Age

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Nuts, Would Be, Bars

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• Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Goats, Safe, Politics

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• The joy of hate reflects people who get off pretending to hate something, or hate you, in order to score political points. I call them the 'tolerati' - you know, a group of people who claim to be tolerant, except when they run into someone who disagrees with them.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Running, Hate, Order

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• How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists? It's not funny, really. But it's the result of a simple equation: One is cool, and the other isn't. Own a gun and keep it by your bed in your remote farmhouse? You're a redneck. Purchase guns that end up killing a judge? Priceless. As long as you cling to cool, progressive beliefs that deem America evil, whatever you do is cool. And if you do it under a big fuzzy 'fro? Even cooler. Hell, if you 'fro is big enough, you could nuke an orphanage and still get tenure.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Real, Kissing, Redneck

  Greg Gutfeld (2014). “Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You”, p.72, Crown Forum

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• Why is our media quick to find evil in our local police, but tnot in Islamic terror?

  Greg Gutfeld

  Islamic, Media, Evil

  "Gutfeld: Where there's no will, there's no way". www.foxnews.com. January 13, 2015.

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• The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Practice, Doe, Socialism

  Source: www.salon.com

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• ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Obamacare, Fart, Health Care

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Space, Progress, Easier

  Greg Gutfeld (2014). “Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You”, p.86, Crown Forum

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• When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons. It’s the human equivalent of a puppy dog’s face: an evolutionary tool designed to enhance survival, reproductive value and status. In short, liberalism is based on one central desire: to look cool in front of others in order to get love. Preaching tolerance makes you look cooler, than saying something like, 'please lower my taxes.'

  Greg Gutfeld

  Dog, Selfish, Order

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• If a journalist calls you a racist, chances are, all other journalists will call you a racist.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Racist, Chance, Journalist

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• When the government sees a poor area, its solution is to move the poor out.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Moving, Government, Poor

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• If you're hiring, if you're the person doing the hiring, forgive a scar or two. Remember that when we were young, we were also idiots. There were just no cameras there to catch it.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Two, Forgiving, Cameras

  "Greg Gutfeld's advice for grads". www.foxnews.com. May 19, 2015.

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• Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Cities, Hitchhiking, Sanctuary

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• I'm sure if you could survey the unborn they would prefer the chance for life over the options of solar power.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Chance, Surveys, Solar Power

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• Republicans are systematically and deliberately trying to stop millions of American citizens from voting. What part of democracy are they afraid of? I call on Republicans at all levels of government, with all manner of ambition, to stop fear mongering about a phantom epidemic of election fraud. I'm calling for universal, automatic voter registration, every citizen in every state in the union.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Ambition, Epidemics, Government

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Islamic, Talking, Terror

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• They [policemen] are in a profession that if you do the job incorrectly, or proceeding incorrectly, it's over for you because there isn't any supporter backup. If you make a mistake as a plumber, you know, you fix it and everything goes on or you get sued. But if you make a mistake as a cop, you are more infamous than Jesse James, everything's over.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Jobs, Mistake, Goes On

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• Imagine if today, they invented a religion that advocated the killing of gays. We would not tolerate that. However, Islam is a religion that advocates that.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Gay, Islam, Today

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race? No, but if somebody says, hey, 5 km. You go, 5km sounds pretty impressive.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Running, Thinking, Race

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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