I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.
When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.
That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!
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