And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
I see dull people as projects ... to be reformed
I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition - and I have never suffered from it.
My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I've made a great living doing the things I want to do.
I don't consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
I loved writing 'Two Brothers' more than anything else I have written. It's the first book I've written that I've always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.
Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.
No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it's a risk worth running.
You think I look like a teletubby?
If I did things for the money, I'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and 'Police Academy 6,' which I was asked to write.
You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
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