Morrie Ryskind Quotes

• On this site we're going to build an Eye and Ear Hospital. This is going to be a sight for sore eyes.

  Morrie Ryskind

  Eye, Sight, Gone

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• Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money. That may be a wise crack, but I doubt it.

  Morrie Ryskind

  Wise, Doubt, Cracks

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• Ever since I've met you, I've swept you off my feet.

  Morrie Ryskind

  Men, Feet, Romance

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• The elks, on the other hand live up in the hills, and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find it is only a water hole. What they're looking for is an 'elk-a-hole'.

  Morrie Ryskind

  Running, Spring, Drinking

  "Fictional character: Captain Spaulding". "Animal Crackers", 1930.

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