Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.
All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!
Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can. Anyone who looks like sleeping, we wake them up to sell them things.
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