Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can. Anyone who looks like sleeping, we wake them up to sell them things.
Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.
All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!
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