Jeff MacNelly Quotes

• The Opera reminds me of my tax audit. It was in a language I didn’t understand. And it ended in tragedy.

  Jeff MacNelly

  Tragedy, Opera, Language

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• A career is a job that has gone on too long.

  Jeff MacNelly

  Jobs, Work, Careers

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• Writing is simple. First you have to make sure you have plenty of paper... sharp pencils... typewriter ribbon. Then put your belly up to the desk... roll a sheet of paper into the typewriter... and stare at it until beads of blood appear on your forehead.

  Jeff MacNelly

  Writing, Simple, Typewriters

  "Fictional character: Prof. Cosmo Fishhawk". "Shoe" by Jeff MacNelly, 1977-2000.

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• Above average intelligence has always run in my family. Ambition, however, has always walked with a limp.

  Jeff MacNelly

  Running, Ambition, Average

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