Tina Fey Quotes About Babies

Quotes about: Babies

• Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

  Tina Fey

  Baby, Humor, Adorable

  Tina Fey (2011). “Bossypants”, p.130, Hachette UK

• Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.

  Tina Fey

  Funny, Girl, Witty

  Tina Fey (2011). “Bossypants”, p.25, Hachette UK

• Lesson learned? When people say, "You really, really must" do something, it means you don't really have to. No one ever says, "You really, really must deliver the baby during labor." When it's true, it doesn't need to be said.

  Tina Fey

  Witty, Baby, Mean

  Tina Fey (2011). “Bossypants”, p.149, Hachette UK

• A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

  Tina Fey

  Baby, School, Boss

• I had to get back to work... NBC has me under contract; the baby and I only have a verbal agreement.

  Tina Fey

  Funny, Mom, Baby

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea; A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my "plan" was for taking down the Christmas tree.

  Tina Fey

  Baby, Husband, Book

  "Bossypants". Book by Tina Fey, April 5, 2011.

• "I can't believe you recently had a baby. How do you do it?" The baby starts to come down...and once that happens you can't-it comes out. Whether you let it or not, the baby comes out. So that's how I did it.

  Tina Fey

  Funny, Baby, Believe

• Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless.

  Tina Fey

  Baby, Sleep, Classic

  "Bossypants". Book by Tina Fey, April 18, 2011.

• No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free.

  Tina Fey

  Baby, Giving, Stuff

  Tina Fey (2011). “Bossypants”, p.130, Hachette UK

• ...I can't possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody's business and I'll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.

  Tina Fey

  Baby, Regret, Ruins

  "Confessions of a Juggler" by Tina Fey, www.newyorker.com. February 14 & 21, 2011.

• There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!

  Tina Fey

  Baby, Kids, Adorable

• Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She'll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week's episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10. I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.

  Tina Fey

  Daughter, Baby, Weekend

• I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It's better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.

  Tina Fey

  Basketball, Baby, Champion

  The BELIEVER Magazine Interview, www.believermag.com. November, 2003.

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