Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.
They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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