Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.
I was watching Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, "Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?" You know it's just some stubborn scientist. "Yeah, that one there's the male seahorse." And his assistant's like, "Uh, Bill, that one's having a baby." ... "The male has the baby. You're fired."
I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that one the female?
I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.
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