Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
The great improvement of the radio over the telephone is that it may be turned off without offending the speaker.
That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.
Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.
Rockefeller made his money in oil, which he discovered at the bottom of wells. Oil was considered crude in those days, but so was Rockefeller. Now both are considered quite refined.
The hand is quicker than the eye is,
but somewhat slower than the fly is.
It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.
Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds.
They head the list of bad to bet on: But I insist they're worse to get on
Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife.
I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.
A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.
If only I kept my eye on the ball, Looking downward as does the pro there, I might not see where it was going, at all, But there might be a chance it would go there.
If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.
If we cannot define stupidity, at least we can trace most human misfortunes and weaknesses to it. Its manifestations are legion, its symptoms are endless.
In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.
G is for Green, that's constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole.
This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.
Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.
"Do you want my honest opinion?" People ask. I say, "Yes," for I'm curious. So they give me their honest opinion, And I - well, I'm always furious.
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.
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