When everyone is somebody then no one's anybody.
I'm really very sorry for you all, but it's an unjust world, and virtue is triumphant only in theatrical performances.
Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative.
I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive person, of pre-Adamite ancestral descent. You will understand this when I tell you that I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic globule.
As is gloriously sung in the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta "H.M.S. Pinafore," in the words of W. S. Gilbert: "Things are seldom as they seem, Skim milk masquerades as cream."
He did nothing in particular, and did it very well.
It's love that makes the world go round.
Deerstalking would be a very fine sport if only the deer had guns.
The privilege and pleasure That we treasure beyond measure Is to run on little errands for the Ministers of State.
He must study the knack
If he wants to make sure of his Jill!
Roll on, thou ball, roll on!
Through pathless realms of Space
Oh, wouldn't the world seem dull and flat with nothing whatever to grumble at?
The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own.
Isn't your life extremely flat,With nothing to grumble at?
I am the Captain of the Pinafore ; And a right good captain too! . . . . And I'm never, never sick at sea! What, never? No, never! What never? Hardly ever! He's hardly ever sick at sea! Then give three cheers, and one cheer more, For the hardy Captain of the Pinafore!
Life's a pudding full of plums.
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast.
When in that House MPs divide/If they've a brain and cerebellum, too/They've got to leave that brain outside/And vote just as their leaders tell 'em to.
Saturday afternoon, although occurring at regular and well-foreseen intervals, always takes this railway by surprise.
Is life a boon? If so, it must befall That Death, whene'er he call, Must call too soon.
A policeman's lot is not a happy one
Life is a joke that's just begun.
Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.
Man is nature's sole mistake.
So I fell in love with a rich attorney's
Elderly ugly daughter.
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