When everyone is somebody then no one's anybody.
I'm really very sorry for you all, but it's an unjust world, and virtue is triumphant only in theatrical performances.
As is gloriously sung in the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta "H.M.S. Pinafore," in the words of W. S. Gilbert: "Things are seldom as they seem, Skim milk masquerades as cream."
Deerstalking would be a very fine sport if only the deer had guns.
He did nothing in particular, and did it very well.
The privilege and pleasure That we treasure beyond measure Is to run on little errands for the Ministers of State.
The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own.
He must study the knack
If he wants to make sure of his Jill!
I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive person, of pre-Adamite ancestral descent. You will understand this when I tell you that I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic globule.
Isn't your life extremely flat,With nothing to grumble at?
It's love that makes the world go round.
Oh, wouldn't the world seem dull and flat with nothing whatever to grumble at?
Though I'm anything but clever, I could talk like that forever.
Life's a pudding full of plums.
Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative.
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast.
Life is a joke that's just begun.
Man is nature's sole mistake.
Roll on, thou ball, roll on!
Through pathless realms of Space
A policeman's lot is not a happy one
Then a sentimental passion of a vegetable fashion must excite your
An attachment a la Plato for a bashful young potato, or a
not-too-French French bean!
Things are seldom what they seem.
Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.
So I fell in love with a rich attorney's
Elderly ugly daughter.
I always voted at my party's call, and I never thought of thinking for myself at all.
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